[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
HARRY POTTER!
VERSUS!
LUKE SKYWALKER!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Harry Potter]
Accio mic!, let me fire up the wand
Like Hermione and Ron, I'm about to get it on!
'Cause my mouth spits hot like Incendio flames
You're lukewarm like some tauntaun remains
Even the mad eye of my man Alastor Moody
Could see your franchise only has two decent movies
Search your feelings, do you sense déjà vu?
You're getting smoked, like your Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru
Your acting's flat and your raps are 2D too!
Bugger off to the afterlife where you'rе fat and see-through
You're the biggest lеtdown in your series since Snoke!
It makes sense your father's Vader, all you do is choke! (Uh)
You country bumpkin, you must be dumb!
Who farms moisture on a desert planet with two suns?
Let me stick my plans in your dusty bin droid
I'll leave you like a horcrux: Split up and destroyed
[Verse 2: Luke Skywalker, Han Solo]
I don't know who made you shoot first, but that missed
If I was you I'd have a bad feeling 'bout this! (Ooh!)
I'm a rhyming Jedi like my father before me
Your talking hat should've put you in Gryffin-dorky
Your origin story is mostly stolen from me!
You might be Potter, but Harry, I planted your seed!
Let's see: little orphan raised by relatives in solitude
Suddenly gets taken under wing of funky wizard dude
Learns that he's been destined to have powerful gifts
But between the two of us I think I got the cooler stick! (Swing it!)
My mic-saber cuts through you so slicey
Leave you on the floor like an arm at Mos Eisley
Hit you with the Wampa raps I get icy
Land 'em in your face like (That'll do nicely)
I flied an X-Wing to save a planet from massacre
You fly a broom like some kinda magical janitor
Your Dumble-dweeb Army likes to think that you're the best
All you did was use your mom like a bulletproof vest!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
HARRY POTTER!
VERSUS!
LUKE SKYWALKER!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Harry Potter]
Accio mic!, let me fire up the wand
Like Hermione and Ron, I'm about to get it on!
'Cause my mouth spits hot like Incendio flames
You're lukewarm like some tauntaun remains
Even the mad eye of my man Alastor Moody
Could see your franchise only has two decent movies
Search your feelings, do you sense déjà vu?
You're getting smoked, like your Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru
Your acting's flat and your raps are 2D too!
Bugger off to the afterlife where you'rе fat and see-through
You're the biggest lеtdown in your series since Snoke!
It makes sense your father's Vader, all you do is choke! (Uh)
You country bumpkin, you must be dumb!
Who farms moisture on a desert planet with two suns?
Let me stick my plans in your dusty bin droid
I'll leave you like a horcrux: Split up and destroyed
[Verse 2: Luke Skywalker, Han Solo]
I don't know who made you shoot first, but that missed
If I was you I'd have a bad feeling 'bout this! (Ooh!)
I'm a rhyming Jedi like my father before me
Your talking hat should've put you in Gryffin-dorky
Your origin story is mostly stolen from me!
You might be Potter, but Harry, I planted your seed!
Let's see: little orphan raised by relatives in solitude
Suddenly gets taken under wing of funky wizard dude
Learns that he's been destined to have powerful gifts
But between the two of us I think I got the cooler stick! (Swing it!)
My mic-saber cuts through you so slicey
Leave you on the floor like an arm at Mos Eisley
Hit you with the Wampa raps I get icy
Land 'em in your face like (That'll do nicely)
I flied an X-Wing to save a planet from massacre
You fly a broom like some kinda magical janitor
Your Dumble-dweeb Army likes to think that you're the best
All you did was use your mom like a bulletproof vest!
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