Hi, I'm the Rap Critic! Let's stop talking about Chris Brown. Let's talk about someone else, anyone else! What's top 5 on the Rap charts?
*Pitbulll*
STILL!?
*"Show Me"*
Already reviewed that
*"Monster"*
No, I need to lay off Eminem for a while. Who else?
*"My Nigga my nigga, my nigga my nigga"*
Hm…
*"Stoner"*
…as soon as I figure out what he's saying, I'll get back to you…
Wow, man. Nothing good to review on the Rap Charts! Well, what's on the pop charts that has featured rappers on it? *"Chris Brown* *sigh* Okay, fine, I'll talk about… this song, from Chris Brown. Okay, let's have a listen…
"You thought it was over?"
I kinda hoped…
I know these hoes ain't right
When a rich nigga want you, and your nigga can't do nothing for ya
These hoes ain't loyal…
Wait, didn't I JUST review a song about women cheating on their boyfriends? *"What's Love"* Yeah, not JUST a song about having sex with a girl, or just a couple of one-off lines about someone isn't faithful, no, that's not good enough. THE PREMISE OF THESE SONGS are SPECIFICALLY about taking someone else's lover
These hoes ain't loyal…
The thing is, this isn't like most songs nowadays that are so busy, you can ignore the lyrics. Here, he says the lyric, followed by 3 awkwardly long seconds of silence, and it directly draws your attention to his message. But hold up, maybe I'm just too stricken by the similarity of the last song to make a fair judgement of this one, maybe I should judge the song on it's own merit, and not directly compare it to another one that I didn't like. I should try to look at it with fresh eyes. Okay, my palette's cleansed. Alright, hit me, Chris Brown… oh, dammit…
I wasn't born last night
Oh wait, this song starts with a verse from Wayne, because… because of course it does…
I wasn't born last night, I know these hoes ain't right
I think women are evil! But oddly enough, they're my biggest fan base. Life is stupid like that…
But you was blowin' up her phone last night
But she ain't have her ring nor her ring on last night
…A quick service announcement to all men out there: if you just recently found out that you've been cheated on, for the love of God, do NOT turn to the hiphop station on your radio
*Pitbulll*
STILL!?
*"Show Me"*
Already reviewed that
*"Monster"*
No, I need to lay off Eminem for a while. Who else?
*"My Nigga my nigga, my nigga my nigga"*
Hm…
*"Stoner"*
…as soon as I figure out what he's saying, I'll get back to you…
Wow, man. Nothing good to review on the Rap Charts! Well, what's on the pop charts that has featured rappers on it? *"Chris Brown* *sigh* Okay, fine, I'll talk about… this song, from Chris Brown. Okay, let's have a listen…
"You thought it was over?"
I kinda hoped…
I know these hoes ain't right
When a rich nigga want you, and your nigga can't do nothing for ya
These hoes ain't loyal…
Wait, didn't I JUST review a song about women cheating on their boyfriends? *"What's Love"* Yeah, not JUST a song about having sex with a girl, or just a couple of one-off lines about someone isn't faithful, no, that's not good enough. THE PREMISE OF THESE SONGS are SPECIFICALLY about taking someone else's lover
These hoes ain't loyal…
The thing is, this isn't like most songs nowadays that are so busy, you can ignore the lyrics. Here, he says the lyric, followed by 3 awkwardly long seconds of silence, and it directly draws your attention to his message. But hold up, maybe I'm just too stricken by the similarity of the last song to make a fair judgement of this one, maybe I should judge the song on it's own merit, and not directly compare it to another one that I didn't like. I should try to look at it with fresh eyes. Okay, my palette's cleansed. Alright, hit me, Chris Brown… oh, dammit…
I wasn't born last night
Oh wait, this song starts with a verse from Wayne, because… because of course it does…
I wasn't born last night, I know these hoes ain't right
I think women are evil! But oddly enough, they're my biggest fan base. Life is stupid like that…
But you was blowin' up her phone last night
But she ain't have her ring nor her ring on last night
…A quick service announcement to all men out there: if you just recently found out that you've been cheated on, for the love of God, do NOT turn to the hiphop station on your radio
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