Sometimes in Toronto Traptraptrap

Sometimes people scratch behind my ears
And it feels nice
Sometimes when I'm socializing
I get nervous and act rude
Sometimes people think I'm really cool
Like a block of Ice
Sometimes on the subway, I start conversations
With homeless dudes

You're a hockey team
You're a football team
You're a basketball team

You're a hockey team
You're a football team
Aren't you sad Toronto
You're a tragedy

I'm not trying to act rude
I'm not trying to be smart
I'm just singing the words inside my heart
(x2)

You're a hockey team
You're a football team
You're a basketball team