The Global Warming Song Ray Stevens

Now, here we have two real pioneers
Embarking upon a new career
Capitalizing on this "Global Warming" hype
Yeah, they're the one's who brought you the left-handed hammer
And tried to market a recycled pamper;
You could say the Gullible Brothers have always been the entrepreneurial type

But this next hare-brained Gullible venture
Could be earmarked as the major clincher
As to whether or not they'll be livin' it up in their retirement age

They put all they had into one bankroll
Bought a bunch of land down at the South Pole
Eagerly awaiting the impending doom of "Climate Change!"
Hee, hee! Thereby being in the catbird seat in the new Florida!

And I'm all for working hard
To keep this planet clean
But man-made Global Warming just don't make no sense to me
But if you insist on buying into this media false alarm
I know a couple of guys who wheel 'n' deal in frozen farms!
Hee, hee, hee!

"Next up on the Real Estate Show we have the Gullible Brothers
Live via satellite from the East Coast of Antarctica
Hello, boys, are you on the line?"