The Chicken Cow Wesley Willis

[Verse 1]
This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero
It can rip your head off
It can fly as high as a bird
It can bite your face

[Chorus]
The chicken cow
The chicken cow
The chicken cow
The chicken cow

[Verse 2]
This beast killed as many as 100,000 people
Its wings can flap like a bird
It can break a glass
It can also stab you in the ass

[Chorus]
The chicken cow
The chicken cow
The chicken cow
The chicken cow

[Verse 3]
This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb