Phone-In Monty Python

(Sound of telephone ringing, in fact throughout the entire sketch we often hear phones ringing in the background)

Announcer: (Eric Idle) Welcome to the ‘Phone-In’. Today we have on our panel our resident Psychiatrist, a Psychiatrist who isn’t resident but is staying with the other one because he can’t bear to go home, and a Psychiatrist who has lived with the first one, but who when the second one arrived felt aliеnated and since has undergonе a total personality change. Our subject tonight is Farming, and our first caller is from Reading. (phone rings)

Woman: (Carol Cleveland) Hello?

Announcer: Hello. Welcome to ‘Phone-In’ what is your question to the panel?

Operator: (Terry Jones) You’re through now.

Announcer: Hello?

Woman: Hello?

Announcer: Hello this is ‘Phone-In’, what is your question?

Woman: Is Vic there?

Announcer: Is Vic there? Is Vic there, Doctor Rogers?

Rogers: (Graham Chapman) Well the problem here is a simple one, the caller wants to know if Vic is there and in this case Vic, as far as I can tell…

Dibbs: (John Cleese) Can I interrupt Alan?

Announcer: Yes of course.