Peeping Tom on the Reeperbahn R. Stevie Moore

Sleeper lying on stomach
Lying to the court
Both gut and judge
Both under oath
I'm going home, I'm going home

Keeper of the Keystone Cops
Mack Sennett rocks
To the beeper beat
The pager in heat
I'm staying out, I'm staying out

Peeping Tom on the Reeperbahn

The cat shit in my mouth
Spit it out in the litter
Baby sitter hitter
Runs batted in
Had it in for kitty, pretty city

Peeping Tom on the Reeperbahn

Killer weed minimal seeds
She's wearing beads of sweat
Place a bet not yet
I'm staying home, I'm staying home