Get Louis (Theroux) Tom Cardy

[Verse 1]
Self-help talks, money walks
Everybody wants to change with a two week course
If ya like me you need a little trick
Cause you're currently shit at dealing with conflict
Don't start a fight but don't avoid everything in life
You've gotta get it just right
Here's your solution
A role model for your conflict resolution
Superman: too ficticious
And laser vision is a little too vicious
Jesus Christ: yes turn the other cheek
But if done every time it gets me beat
You need a 6'2 bespectacled
Motherfucker who won't suffer no fool
He's a big bad dog from the BBC
And he won't break eye contact with a Nazi

[Chorus]
You're in charge, you can do it
Just get Louis Theroux it
You're in charge, you can do it
Just get Louis, g-g-g-get Louis
You're in charge, you can do it
Just get Louis, get Louis
Don't get scared but don't persue it
Get Louis, get Louis