Ghetto Cartoon Coolio

[Verse 1]
Once upon a time in a land called fuck
Lived a duck named Donald and his mother was a cluck
Mickey Mouse wore a rag, pants in a sag
Neighborhood kingpin, but his brother was a fag
Donald had beef, so Mickey couldn't sleep
They was fuedin' for a while, and it was gettin' kinda deep
Bugs Bunny had the props on the Eastside spots
Known to hit a fly from a mile with a Glock
Goofy was Mickey Mouse righthand man
One day smoked a stick and came up with a plan
Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers from Chicago
And gave them 5k to eliminate Donald
But what they didn't know, is Donald was a G
Had big time respect, from the West to the East
Have ya ass a seat, and listen to the funk
First chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghetto

[Chorus]
The first chapter of the cartoon from the ghetto
Make them know this how the youth I make them know
I listen and I listen it's the actor you seen?
So come and listen to the second chapter you seen

[Verse 2]
Huey and Duey and Louie with a uzi
Shot down Mickey Mouse main ho Minnie
Everybody know Minnie got shot down
And the cop on the case was Huckleberry Hound
Huckleberry had a Deputy, by the name of Dog
Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the Frog
But Kermit was scared and he wouldn't testify
Pixie and Dixie just did a drive-by
On Donald Duck, but they shot and they missed
And now Bugs Bunny is gettin' kind of pissed
'Cause the shot that they missed hit his homeboy Elmer-
Fudd sellin' bud on the motherfuckin' corner
The future's lookin shitty in fuck city
So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy
Niggas from the street, know that's how it goes
Scene two in the funky cartoon from the ghetto