In These Shoes Bette Midler

I once met a man with a sense of adventure
He was dressed to trill
Wherever he went he said
"Let's make love on a mountain top
Under the stars, on a big hard rock"

I said, "In these shoes? What is this, the Peace Corps?"
I said, "Honey, let's do it here"

So we're sitting at a bar in Guadalajara
In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes
He says, "I got a powerful horse outside
Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride
I know a little place
We can get there 'fore the break of day"

I said "In these shoes?
No way Jose"
I said "Honey, let's stay right here

No le guta caminar
No puede montar a caballo
Como se puede bailar
Es un escandalo

Then I met an Englishman
"Oh," he said, "Are you American?"
"Won't you walk up and down on my spine
It makes me feel strangely alive"