Please Get Fired (Higher Parody) Joe Hendry

[Intro]
I'm sorry
I constantly make fun of you
But there's just so much material
Lurking in your past
Like this photo
Where you and Rich both celebrate
But someone, please, can you tell me
Why your hand is on his ass?

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause on the top rope
You'll land on your head
If you don't get sent home
We'll all be in hospital beds

[Chorus]
Can you please get fired
Can we kick you out the door
Can you please get fired
'Cause it's happened twice before

[Bridge]
Everyone!
All together!