Jon Cozart Roasts Lilly Singh, Liza Koshy & Casey Neistat with a Song - Streamys 2017 Jon Cozart (Ft. Jon Cozart)

[Verse 1]
When you ask, "Who's the cutie with the big brown eyes?"
I say, "That's Cameron Dallas, just some Internet guy"
"And who's that man with a drink in his hand?"
I say, "That's Shay Carl, I wonder who he's texting?"

[Pre-Chorus 1]
It's the Internet's biggest night
For the A-list of the D-list
We're like other award shows without the budget
Or reason to exist

[Chorus 1]
You wouldn't wanna be me
Me being at the Streamys
The fourth Jonas Brother of award shows

[Verse 2]
But Jon, specifically who are all of these people?
Well, I'm glad you asked
Most of them are New York Times best-selling authors, don't you read?!
That's totally fine, neither do they
And hey, Connor Franta is here, so stylish and chic
Even his butthole's Millennial Pink
How about Casey Neistat, the Internet's Sean Penn
A fearless counterculturalist, now works for CNN