Notes.../Twisted Every Way Original London Cast of The Phantom of the Opera

[ANDRE]
Ludicrous! Have you seen the score?

[FIRMIN]
Simply ludicrous!

[ANDRE]
It's the final straw!

[FIRMIN]
This is lunacy! Well, you know my views

[ANDRE]
...Utter lunacy!

[FIRMIN]
But we daren't refuse ...

[ANDRE]
Not another chandelier

[FIRMIN]
Look, my friend, what we have here

[ANDRE]
"Dear Andre,​
Re my orchestrations:
We need another first bassoon
Get a player with tone—
And that third trombone
Has to go!
The man could not be deafer
So please preferably one who plays in tune!"