It’s Bigger on the Inside Voltaire

Hello boys and girls I am the Doctor
But not the kind that gives you medicine
I've traveled throughout time and space
Just to please the human race
So let's not dilly dally, let's begin

Now this thing you see hear, it is my Tardis
And with it we shall get this party started
Time and Relative Dimension
In Space. It's quite an invention
Some call it the Doctor's wife
Excuse me while I slip inside...

You know it's
Bigger on the inside
It's bigger on the inside
And once you've felt it inside
I'm sure that you'll agree
It's bigger on the inside
But don't take it from me
Once you've felt it inside you will see

An evil nemesis we call The Master
Baits me into all kinds of disaster
On Gallifrey or so I'm told
He gazed into a gaping hole
And ever since he's been an awful bastard