The Road Behind GWAR

[Vocals by Oderus Urungus & Beefcake The Mighty]

[Verse 1]
Well I'm travelin' down the road
And I'm carrying that heavy load
I stagger 'round in a stupor
Sleazy, I can't do the show
I'm hangin' out backstage
I'm in a homicidal rage
I signed a million dollar contract
I puked on every page
Slaughtered half the crew
'Cause they ate my deli tray
Oh baby hey
I said I'd do the show
And I canceled anyway

[Pre-Chorus]
You were a road kill baby
'Til I scraped you in my arms
Just another wattle flapping
On the old turkey farm
So baby

[Chorus]
While the wheels keep rolling
And another milepost gone
All along on the road behind
Oh can't you hear me calling
Just like the sad whale song
I'm on that road behind