Expendable Aurelio Voltaire

Ladies and gentleman of the Geonosian Gladiator arena!
Presenting the epic battle of a Star Trek Redshirt
And a Star Wars Stormtrooper!

Expendable!
I'm wearing red and I'm expendable!
You need me dead? I am dependable!
You need me alive? I'm not your guy!
Cause on the surface where Spock and Kirk is
It's almost certain that I'm gonna die!
Expendable am I!

Terrible!
When it comes to shooting I'm just terrible!
I shot at 210 rebels and didn't hit a single guy!
I couldn't hit the Death Star while on The Death Star
I'd probably shoot my foot and then id cry!
A terrible shot am I!

Back at the Academy
No one was as bad as me
Though I tried my very best!
Made my teachers all irate!
Puked from every thing I ate!
Got an F on every test!
Though Overselling was my wish
I broke the main deflector dish
And they threw me out of class!
Then they caught me raising heck
Naked on the Holodeck
I thought there was no way I could pass
But then just when I thought I was screwed!
They said "We got the perfect job for you!"
"Ya do?!"