Today 4 You Original Television Cast of Rent Live (Ft. Brandon Victor Dixon, Brennin Hunt, Jordan Fisher & Valentina (Drag Queen))

[MARK]
Look who I found
Enter Tom Collins
Computer genius, adjunct professor
And the undisputed coolest man to ever live in our apartment
He-hey

[MARK & COLLINS]
Bustelo, Marlboro
Banana by the bunch
A box of Captain Crunch will taste so good

[COLLINS]
And firewood

[MARK]
Look, it's Santa Claus

[COLLINS]
Hold your applause

[ROGER]
Oh hi

[COLLINS]
"Oh hi" after seven months?