Hello (It’s-a Me) Horrible Histories (Ft. Gemma Whelan, Richard David-Caine & Tom Stourton)

[Lisa Gherardini (Whelan)]
Hello, it’s-a me
The most famousest painting in history
Ten million see me every year
Not hanging in the loo, but in the Louvre, here

Hello, it’s-a me
From the other side of that you see
I’m Lisa Gherardini who posed for this
My husband wants a portrait of his missus

I modelled at the start then the story gets shady
Under her is painted another Mona lady

Is this picture me, or someone like me
Is this Lisa me-sa? It’s a mystery
Though my husband was the owner, was there another Mona?
No-one knows the real history

[Leonardo da Vinci (Stourton)]
Hello, it’s me
I’m the one they call "The Code" da Vinci
Not just an artist, I’m a procrastinator
If you don’t know what that means then I will tell you later

Hello, Raphael
My student’s going to copy this and make a sale