LOCAL JOKER Maxo Kream

[Intro]
Before I played freeze tag, I played kick door
Before I heard the word "romance", I heard the word "ho"

[Verse 1]
Before I played freeze tag, I played kick door
Before I heard the word "romance", I heard the word "ho"
Used to stash the package in the mattress or the sofa, huh
I was putting ki's in the motor like Toyota, huh
'Til I made that Lambo order, it's matte black just like my Rover
Cops patrollin' pulled me over, he just tryna make his quota
Searched the car because we smokin', he ain't even find a toaster
Law man asked me where I'm goin', on my way to sell a quarter
But it's persona that I'm servin', no more gas bag, gettin' detergent
Why you drivin' fast and swervin'? 'Cause black Suburbans make me nervous
He let me go with just a warning, tried to joke about a feature
Had to call and tell the homies, not too long ago when we was

[Chorus]
Robbin' niggas, I was roachin'
Trappin', rappin', now I'm global
I get paid to spit my vocals
I am not a local joker
No more sleepin' on the sofa
Crib in Cali, I'm bi-coastal
Autographing, signing posters
I am not a local joker