Runner Ups Kurt Vile

[Verse 1]
Hey old man, how many times we gotta tell ya?
We don’t want none, but where you been so long?
Hey girl, come on over, that’ll be just fine

[Hook]
If it ain’t working, take a whiz on the world
An entire nation drinking from a dirty cup
My best friend’s long gone, but I got runner ups yeah

[Verse 2]
When I’m walking, my head is practically dragging
Yeah and all I ever see is just a whole lot of dirt
My whole life’s been one long running gag
Two packs of red apples for the long ride home
Well you know, baby

[Hook]
Sick of walking, so you took a wrong-way train
Then you sat down and couldn’t get up
My best friend’s long gone, but I got runner ups yeah
My best friend’s long gone, but I got runner ups

[Verse 3]
I don’t know if it’s real, but it’s how I feel
Don’t know if you really came, but I feel dumb in asking
You should've been an actress, you're so domineering
Take two white gold earrings for your troubles, ma'am