Puppet Break-Up Your Favorite Martian

[Intro: Puff Puff]
Ha, ha, ha, ha!

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]
It's been a while since you felt my felt
But this relationship's the biggest piece of shit I've ever smelt
Always got me stressin', always keeping me guessin'
I'm like a Snuffleupagus, a fucking manic depressive
And if I ask you a question, would you answer at last?
Girl, I'm not your puppet so why's your hand up my ass?
'Cause I can find a better girlfriend, a better boo
This breakup's brought to you by the letter F and the letter U (wooh!)
This is exactly what I'd said I'd do
My bones are made of styrofoam, but you can't find a better dude
Why'd you leave me? Was it something I did?
I feel like Kermit the Frog, 'cause I was fuckin' a pig
And I'll gonna take back my money spent, every nickel
So stick your hands down my pants and give Elmo a tickle (ha ha)
'Cause I ain't puttin' up with your shit, man, fuck it
So get your hand out of my ass, bitch, 'cause I ain't your puppet

[Hook: Puff Puff]
Girl, I'm not your puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet (hey!)
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet (ho!)
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet (hey!)
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet