Regular Guy 2gether

[Verse 1]
I'm the kind of guy a girl takes home to mom
With pleated khaki pants, and cologne that's the bomb
(you sure smell perty)
Shake her dad's hand
Look him in the eye
And tell him straight up, I'm just a regular guy (I'll have her home by 9, sir)

[Chorus]
I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble
A regular guy says ma'am on the double
I'm a regular guy just like Dawson's Creek
A regular guy, just don't call me a geek
A geek, yeah

[Post-Chorus]
But sometimes I remember what got me here
It was fightin' and cussin'
"Back off, I'm in a boy band!"
And showing no fear

[Verse 2]
I watch Jay Leno (he's funny) 7th heaven too
And I ask myself sometimes what would Jesus do
(Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change)
I'm buds with my mom
And I hang out with my dad (he's my buddy!)
I play everything safe so I'll never be sad (boo hoo)