Douchy Hat Buddies Nervous Young Men

[Verse 1]
I don't want to hear about your wasted life
Can't you save it for the bar at 5?
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Beat on the brat with a stupid hat

[Chorus]
Shut up, shut up
Take that thing off your head!
Shut up, shut up
Take that thing off your head!
Shut up, shut up
Take that thing off your head!
No one cares that your friends are dead

[Verse 2]
Turn to something that you think is funny
Win my love with a bag of money
Make a reference to the culture of pop
So obscure, no one knows what you’re fucking up

[Chorus]
Shut up, shut up
Take that thing off your head!
Shut up, shut up
Take that thing off your head!
Shut up, shut up
Take that thing off your head!
No one cares that your friends are dead