[Round 1: PoRich]
I wanna thank y'all for coming to the show today
Much like the Batman premier, you'll be blown away
Now I want all my haters to just wait a sec'
I know after the 2 on 2 you were filled with pain, regret
Thinking Saurus and 'Mac were the greatest threat
Til me and Diaz crushed them fakes and left
You consoled each other like, "Don't worry, he's facing Sketch."
Then I grabbed the chain and made him play the bench
"Well, he's gotta lose cause PH is next."
But choking is something you can't contest
Y'all think I'm part of some ancient pagan sect
A conspiracy, that blaming me for Ronald Regan's death
But when you realize I have a legit claim as best
Maybe then you'll finally know where to place your bets
And that's why acceptance is my favorite step
Now I'm not here to hear your Darth Vader breath
Everything you say's a mess
Y'all don't take offense, you wouldn't give a fuck if I stomped your noisy neighbor pet
It's the same thing
Don't play the bench, help me throw the body in the pool or we can blame the vet
Now watch this sadist flay his chest
Blood dripping down his back, it'll make him wet
Anything can happen when I take my checks
You might stumble, choke, faint from stress
Anything can happen when I take my checks
You might slip on a banana peel and break yo' neck
Anything can happen when I take my checks
One bear claw cave his chest, the razor's edge where his veins connect
Dizaster's the name you used to gain respect
But I won nine straight battles boy I came correct
And this is victory number 10, now your name is X
Now how you making shots to be the face of death
Hand picking minor leaguers, taking baby steps
Boy, who'd you face to get this main event?
The kids in kangaroo country? Muscles's glasses?
Canibus?
Megadeaf?
Acting like you house leagues but really just play select
And that's why you'll never make a rep
It looks like Gonzo's mom's nose
You look left and I'll and Alfonso's bong bro
My dick like Jon Snow's longbow
And It's Not Unusual like Tom Jones to find me in your mom's home
And what do I do?
What do you think?
Fuck her 'til the vag' falls out then leave that cunt in the sink
She got that pussy with the sardine scent
Bitch'll show you more face than Harvey Dent
Trust me, you want no part of it
She on the floor, throat gargling
Bitch got them Bruce Wayne knees, no cartilage
So you wanna clash with 'Po? I'm the League Of Shadow's bro
Now your back is broke
Then I jack your cash, now the bat is broke
The Bane of your existence, you don't have a hope
When I climb out this hole, you can't have the rope
You just set up, punchlines, chaperon
Don't believe me? Ask Charron
You couldn't get a murder here with a pack of crows
Sunny day I'm Bluejays way time to crack your dome
When I'm done, all they'll find is a bag of bones
How apropos
It's high tide, high time to let the Kraken go
Shit you never seen, like backpacking through the Galapagos
Or the Kung Fu Panda dragon scroll
And you wanna clash with 'Po
I'll grab ya hoe, put it through her legs like Bajio
Wait nine months and drop off a stack of Milton Bradley doe
What's up with how you rapping bro?
It's like watching Aladdin go through a massive stroke
You're a faggot though
[?] light 'em up, Kim Mitchell on the patio
Clicking and flashing, Mac photo
You can't judge me, Mad promo
Think it's an underlying issue how I got keys beside my drink
Like the Mad logo
But one day we all have to go
And when I die, I want to be stuffed and left in a permanent reaction pose
Now let's get predictable
You sound middle school by principle
You're such a simple dude, what's gotten into you?
I'm visceral
A passion that burns, I savagely worked, you never ran after the perps
Only asked for the perks, now watch your se-
Now watch your - aaww fuck
You never ran after the perps
Only asked for the perks
Now watch your capital worth go from apples to worms
I get action with words when I ask it or slur
Bang your mom on your bed of nails, "Oooh these mattresses hurt."
She's a bitty I can mess with, left the girl breathless
Then unload a pearl necklace
Now my phone ringing, "Yeah I'm hoe hitting."
Got it going overhead like Jerome Simpson
I'm making mad movements cash ruling
Hitting faggots with hadoukens for looking like Bas Rutten and Rasputin
That's stupid
This a battle you losing
I'm here to rule forever like Vladamir Putin
Now more on the grand you get put in for having input when you shouldn't
Piece to my wood chain, I know y'all thought it bothered me
It's like a stiff chick on top of me
Watch, one slice, give him a quick lobotomy
Drop him six feet coffin deep
Leave the chain on his tombstone, it's that Rich mahogany
Now back to me hitting your mommy D
I keep that cougar in the car, I'm Ricky Bobby D
You little heja hermaphrodite
You wanna have a fight?
Y'all better hold him back tonight
Or you're gonna lose one of your boys like Mix Master Mike
I wanna thank y'all for coming to the show today
Much like the Batman premier, you'll be blown away
Now I want all my haters to just wait a sec'
I know after the 2 on 2 you were filled with pain, regret
Thinking Saurus and 'Mac were the greatest threat
Til me and Diaz crushed them fakes and left
You consoled each other like, "Don't worry, he's facing Sketch."
Then I grabbed the chain and made him play the bench
"Well, he's gotta lose cause PH is next."
But choking is something you can't contest
Y'all think I'm part of some ancient pagan sect
A conspiracy, that blaming me for Ronald Regan's death
But when you realize I have a legit claim as best
Maybe then you'll finally know where to place your bets
And that's why acceptance is my favorite step
Now I'm not here to hear your Darth Vader breath
Everything you say's a mess
Y'all don't take offense, you wouldn't give a fuck if I stomped your noisy neighbor pet
It's the same thing
Don't play the bench, help me throw the body in the pool or we can blame the vet
Now watch this sadist flay his chest
Blood dripping down his back, it'll make him wet
Anything can happen when I take my checks
You might stumble, choke, faint from stress
Anything can happen when I take my checks
You might slip on a banana peel and break yo' neck
Anything can happen when I take my checks
One bear claw cave his chest, the razor's edge where his veins connect
Dizaster's the name you used to gain respect
But I won nine straight battles boy I came correct
And this is victory number 10, now your name is X
Now how you making shots to be the face of death
Hand picking minor leaguers, taking baby steps
Boy, who'd you face to get this main event?
The kids in kangaroo country? Muscles's glasses?
Canibus?
Megadeaf?
Acting like you house leagues but really just play select
And that's why you'll never make a rep
It looks like Gonzo's mom's nose
You look left and I'll and Alfonso's bong bro
My dick like Jon Snow's longbow
And It's Not Unusual like Tom Jones to find me in your mom's home
And what do I do?
What do you think?
Fuck her 'til the vag' falls out then leave that cunt in the sink
She got that pussy with the sardine scent
Bitch'll show you more face than Harvey Dent
Trust me, you want no part of it
She on the floor, throat gargling
Bitch got them Bruce Wayne knees, no cartilage
So you wanna clash with 'Po? I'm the League Of Shadow's bro
Now your back is broke
Then I jack your cash, now the bat is broke
The Bane of your existence, you don't have a hope
When I climb out this hole, you can't have the rope
You just set up, punchlines, chaperon
Don't believe me? Ask Charron
You couldn't get a murder here with a pack of crows
Sunny day I'm Bluejays way time to crack your dome
When I'm done, all they'll find is a bag of bones
How apropos
It's high tide, high time to let the Kraken go
Shit you never seen, like backpacking through the Galapagos
Or the Kung Fu Panda dragon scroll
And you wanna clash with 'Po
I'll grab ya hoe, put it through her legs like Bajio
Wait nine months and drop off a stack of Milton Bradley doe
What's up with how you rapping bro?
It's like watching Aladdin go through a massive stroke
You're a faggot though
[?] light 'em up, Kim Mitchell on the patio
Clicking and flashing, Mac photo
You can't judge me, Mad promo
Think it's an underlying issue how I got keys beside my drink
Like the Mad logo
But one day we all have to go
And when I die, I want to be stuffed and left in a permanent reaction pose
Now let's get predictable
You sound middle school by principle
You're such a simple dude, what's gotten into you?
I'm visceral
A passion that burns, I savagely worked, you never ran after the perps
Only asked for the perks, now watch your se-
Now watch your - aaww fuck
You never ran after the perps
Only asked for the perks
Now watch your capital worth go from apples to worms
I get action with words when I ask it or slur
Bang your mom on your bed of nails, "Oooh these mattresses hurt."
She's a bitty I can mess with, left the girl breathless
Then unload a pearl necklace
Now my phone ringing, "Yeah I'm hoe hitting."
Got it going overhead like Jerome Simpson
I'm making mad movements cash ruling
Hitting faggots with hadoukens for looking like Bas Rutten and Rasputin
That's stupid
This a battle you losing
I'm here to rule forever like Vladamir Putin
Now more on the grand you get put in for having input when you shouldn't
Piece to my wood chain, I know y'all thought it bothered me
It's like a stiff chick on top of me
Watch, one slice, give him a quick lobotomy
Drop him six feet coffin deep
Leave the chain on his tombstone, it's that Rich mahogany
Now back to me hitting your mommy D
I keep that cougar in the car, I'm Ricky Bobby D
You little heja hermaphrodite
You wanna have a fight?
Y'all better hold him back tonight
Or you're gonna lose one of your boys like Mix Master Mike
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