Henry VII: The Original Tu-Tu-Tudor Horrible Histories (Ft. Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Mathew Baynton & Simon Farnaby)

[HENRY VII (Baynton)]
Of all the kings called Henry
I'm the one you've rarely heard
Shakespeare wrote four, five, six, eight
But seven not a word
People think I'm dreary
To some extent I am
But look a little closer
Glam, bam, thank you, mam!

I didn't agree with King Richard three,
So I fought him at Bosworth Field and won, victory!
How cool does it sound that I'm the king who found
Richard's crown in a hedge on the winning battle ground
The only way to end war and avert further disaster
There's got to be a way to unite York and Lancaster

I'm the original ch-ch-ch Tudor
Founder of that dynasty
The man who closes the Wars of the Roses
That's right, that's right, that's me!

I launched attacks on lords who earned stacks
Mine was a noble cause to tap them all for tax
They paid their share, was only fair
To make England rich and me a millionaire
Elizabeth York became my wife for life, that make me a bore?
Joined our family seats, that's neat, and made my rule secure