Reflecting in the mirror, do you remember 50 pounds ago?
You were known as Dino Cazaurus, the virtuoso of the popcorn
After a year of the gym, with your free family membership
It was free family cause you counted for 3
Now watch yourself again
No pain, no gain
Your pecs are shining bright
Look at the mirror straight
It is not gay
And if it were, then what's the problem?
It will never end
Your thirst appeased with protein shakes
It will never change
Till muscle memories awake
Just flex and flex, flеx and flex
To be a bettеr person but only on the outside!
You'd win at arm wrestling with your friends, if only you had still friends
You'd lift your girlfriend 10 feet high, if only you had a girlfriend
You lost your car, your home, your job, in alphabetical order
You gained a 10% discount, on prozis.com
Fibers will recompose
Now strike the pose
Staying till the end
But janitors have to close
You're the last one
They yell at you "please go back home"
You were known as Dino Cazaurus, the virtuoso of the popcorn
After a year of the gym, with your free family membership
It was free family cause you counted for 3
Now watch yourself again
No pain, no gain
Your pecs are shining bright
Look at the mirror straight
It is not gay
And if it were, then what's the problem?
It will never end
Your thirst appeased with protein shakes
It will never change
Till muscle memories awake
Just flex and flex, flеx and flex
To be a bettеr person but only on the outside!
You'd win at arm wrestling with your friends, if only you had still friends
You'd lift your girlfriend 10 feet high, if only you had a girlfriend
You lost your car, your home, your job, in alphabetical order
You gained a 10% discount, on prozis.com
Fibers will recompose
Now strike the pose
Staying till the end
But janitors have to close
You're the last one
They yell at you "please go back home"
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