The Miracle of Birth Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Donna Lynne Champlin)
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Of all the mystery and wonder
And beauty on this earth
Nothing can compare to
The miracle of birth
Well your cervix has been closed
And plugged with mucus
But soon that viscous plug
Will be discharged
It’s called ‘bloody show.’
And explosive diarrhea
Means that labor's drawing nearer
And those sharp painful contractions
Cause your cervix to enlarge
Beautiful!
Then you race your ass
Over to the hospital
Where they’ll strap you in
For the hell ride of your life
It’s what your body’s made for
You’ll soon be in so much pain
That you’ll probably exclaim
"Please just kill me now
Doctor, doula, or midwife!"
And beauty on this earth
Nothing can compare to
The miracle of birth
Well your cervix has been closed
And plugged with mucus
But soon that viscous plug
Will be discharged
It’s called ‘bloody show.’
And explosive diarrhea
Means that labor's drawing nearer
And those sharp painful contractions
Cause your cervix to enlarge
Beautiful!
Then you race your ass
Over to the hospital
Where they’ll strap you in
For the hell ride of your life
It’s what your body’s made for
You’ll soon be in so much pain
That you’ll probably exclaim
"Please just kill me now
Doctor, doula, or midwife!"
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