[Round 1: Caustic]
Black ginger!
Word has it you that you've been rapping for about three and a half years
You write your battles to beats so actually you're like a black Tricky P and that's weird
I never in my life thought I'd battle somebody wacker than Q
Twenty minutes later, my phone rings and SURPRISE! I'm battling you
I mean, you ain't the hometown hero so homie lose the attitude
Cause you and I both know that Hollohan's only rooting for half of you
I mean, if I looked like you I'd be so fucking embarrassed
I mean c'mon bro, it looks like P-Nut is both of your parents
I'm not being lyrical, I'm just being real with you
You look like a mixture of Mischief and Miracle if they never discovered Clearasil
How dare it y'all, stop laughing
I'm just trying to make this faggot stop rapping
I mean you have such raw acne your face looks like a pair of acid washed khakis
I mean yo, if I looked like you, I'd be mad depressed
If you had a pack of Skittles right now, George Zimmerman would beat your silly ass half to death
I mean, you a sacrificial lamb, cause face it you ain't shit to the scene
Which basically means they sent you here to take hits for the team
So how the fuck's a pawn gonna say shit to the king?
Bitch you look like you're in a cover band called Beige Against The Machine
I mean, you kinda remind me of the cast from Facts Of Life
I mean, not cause you're funny but because your family photos were in black and white
If you anxious to see the afterlife then this skinny bitch will get killed
Plus you'd think you'd be fatter since you're 50% milk
So this is real skill, why I gotta listen to this faggot rap?
My bad y'all, I'm not gonna stand for that
I mean if y'all really feeling this dude I gotta ask, Where the fuck your standards at?"
Cause where I'm standing at, New'l must be short for a new fucking low in battle rap
Black ginger!
Word has it you that you've been rapping for about three and a half years
You write your battles to beats so actually you're like a black Tricky P and that's weird
I never in my life thought I'd battle somebody wacker than Q
Twenty minutes later, my phone rings and SURPRISE! I'm battling you
I mean, you ain't the hometown hero so homie lose the attitude
Cause you and I both know that Hollohan's only rooting for half of you
I mean, if I looked like you I'd be so fucking embarrassed
I mean c'mon bro, it looks like P-Nut is both of your parents
I'm not being lyrical, I'm just being real with you
You look like a mixture of Mischief and Miracle if they never discovered Clearasil
How dare it y'all, stop laughing
I'm just trying to make this faggot stop rapping
I mean you have such raw acne your face looks like a pair of acid washed khakis
I mean yo, if I looked like you, I'd be mad depressed
If you had a pack of Skittles right now, George Zimmerman would beat your silly ass half to death
I mean, you a sacrificial lamb, cause face it you ain't shit to the scene
Which basically means they sent you here to take hits for the team
So how the fuck's a pawn gonna say shit to the king?
Bitch you look like you're in a cover band called Beige Against The Machine
I mean, you kinda remind me of the cast from Facts Of Life
I mean, not cause you're funny but because your family photos were in black and white
If you anxious to see the afterlife then this skinny bitch will get killed
Plus you'd think you'd be fatter since you're 50% milk
So this is real skill, why I gotta listen to this faggot rap?
My bad y'all, I'm not gonna stand for that
I mean if y'all really feeling this dude I gotta ask, Where the fuck your standards at?"
Cause where I'm standing at, New'l must be short for a new fucking low in battle rap
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