[Verse 1: Johnny Burgos as The Weeknd]
I suffocate my clone with this ziplock
He refused to cut off his dreadlocks
Whacked him like Pacino then I screamed, "hoo ah!"
Now I'll ruin all of his cool stuff
Wait, is this a long pink lightsabre?
Or am I just really happy to see ya?
Let's see what other toys this nerd has got
Oh sweet, it's a mask of Chewbacca
[Pre-Chorus: Johnny Burgos as The Weeknd]
Why does he still have these DVDs?
Sharknado 3 and Human Centipede?
It's the classic Star Wars trilogy
When Greedo got shot first by Han and that was un-PC
Now I'm really pissing off the maid
Holy Bantha crap, that's my Darth Vader case!
These figures aren't worth a lot today
Couldn't keep 'em in the package, I had to play
[Chorus: Johnny Burgos as The Weeknd]
I am Chewbacca
I'm playing motherfuckin' Star Wars
It's Jabba the Hutt!
That's how them Ewoks talk on Endor
I suffocate my clone with this ziplock
He refused to cut off his dreadlocks
Whacked him like Pacino then I screamed, "hoo ah!"
Now I'll ruin all of his cool stuff
Wait, is this a long pink lightsabre?
Or am I just really happy to see ya?
Let's see what other toys this nerd has got
Oh sweet, it's a mask of Chewbacca
[Pre-Chorus: Johnny Burgos as The Weeknd]
Why does he still have these DVDs?
Sharknado 3 and Human Centipede?
It's the classic Star Wars trilogy
When Greedo got shot first by Han and that was un-PC
Now I'm really pissing off the maid
Holy Bantha crap, that's my Darth Vader case!
These figures aren't worth a lot today
Couldn't keep 'em in the package, I had to play
[Chorus: Johnny Burgos as The Weeknd]
I am Chewbacca
I'm playing motherfuckin' Star Wars
It's Jabba the Hutt!
That's how them Ewoks talk on Endor
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