That’s Why You Love Me Original Broadway Cast of First Date (Ft. Bryce Ryness & Kristoffer Cusick)

[EDGY ROCKER GUY]
I never open up your door
I never shower you with praise
When you call or text my phone
I don't reply to you for days
I can't hold down a job
I failed my G.E.D
I'm angry then indifferent
And babe, oooh babe
That's why you love me
That's why you love me

[EDGY BRITISH GUY]
I take you out to awesome meals
But can't afford to pay the checks
I will pledge eternal love
Then leave your place right after sex
I always say I'm booked
In truth, I'm usually free
I canceled on your birthday
And babe, oooh babe
That's why you love me

[EDGY ROCKER GUY]
That's why you love me