People So Stupid Tom MacDonald

[Intro]
Hi

[Verse 1]
I'm prayin' that the world changes soon
Can't get a doobie on a plane, but there's Uzis in our schools
Every dude who touched a boob or a booty gettin' MeToo'd
What you expect from the kids who went to Hooters after school?
We're all triggered and defensive, we're all racist and we're sexist
We all grew up watching South Park, how are we offended?
Now being fat is beautiful? Name a thing that you can't do?
Jumping jacks, run a mile, live past 42
Man, it used to be cool to just flip a bird to the system
And now it's trendy to be triggered and pretend you're a victim
"It's my race, it's my weight, it's because I'm a Christian
I hate the internet and anyone who has an opinion"
And everybody angry if you say "white," 'kay fine
Pass me the brush and I'll paint my face 'til the shade's right
Let's talk about abortion, sorry, tell me how this works
Bacteria is life on Mars, but a heartbeat isn't life on Earth? Weird

[Chorus]
People are so stupid, why are y'all so stupid?
Get better problems, I swear to God that y'all want 'em, y'all so dumb
People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
Get better issues, we're gonna run outta tissues, it's so dumb