Sex Tape Hippo Campus

[Verse 1: Jake]
Got a big head but I used to think you were pretty cool
Shot weddings just to get yourself into a new apartment
Threw a tiki party in '18
Got fucked up and smoked cigs on the porch for hours
Made friends with a few friends of yours
I wouldn't talk to them if it was any other situation
Heard your partner's got the hots for Dave
Cool, you love her but you should probably just rethink that
You should probably just rethink that

[Pre-Chorus: Jake]
Rock a winter pair of flip flops
Dropped my drink at the Japanese drugstore
What's the first rule of fight club?
Sipping gin at the Vali-Hi Drive-in, oh

[Chorus: Jake]
Thank god for all the Christian mothers
I've been busy sweating undеr the covers of lovers
I'da been you if I wasn't anothеr
Hot shot with the camera is filming my sex tape
I'm probably gonna win at Sundance
Get big just to reinvent myself
Meet up in our hometown, slow down
Hot shot with the camera is filming my sex tape