Look Away Nick Urata (Ft. Neil Patrick Harris & Nick Urata)

Just look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day
Every single episode is nothing but dismay,
So look away
Look away, look away

Three children lose their home and go to live with someone awful,
He tries to steal their fortune with a plot that's not quite lawful.
It's hard to fathom how the orphans manage to live through it,
Or how a decent person, like yourself, would even want to view it.

Just look away,
Look away,
There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say:
Look away,
Look away, look away,
Look away, look away—

The Baudelaires are living with a man who studies snakes,
He's jolly and he's secretive and makes a few mistakes.
Spoiler alert! A villain comes to steal and murder,
And so if I were you, I wouldn't even watch one minute further.

The Baudelaires' new guardian is wracked by fear and panic,
They end up on a boat that might as well be the Titanic.
We polled a bunch of adults, 99% agree,
There must be something happier on screen for you to see.