Leather Clown King Missile

Back in elementary school
Fourth grade, I think it was
I had this friend, Ethan

During lunch hour
We used to go to Eighth Street
For pizza and jelly donuts

Sometimes we got an orange Julius
Instead of a donut
Sometimes we got the donuts
But instead of eating them
We'd put them out on the street
And wait for cars to drive over them

But the most fun we ever had was
After eating, sitting on a stoop
Exchanging sexual fantasies
Sometimes they involved one of our classmates
Sometimes, it was a movie star
And sometimes, it was our teacher
Who we both suspected was sexually repressed

Sometimes I claimed my stories were real
Like the story about the leather clown
She had short, spiky black hair
Small, but perfectly formed breasts
And was always kitted out in the same outfit
Leather skirt, fishnet stockings
Floppy shoes, a big, red nose
A pair of leather wrist bracelets with spikes