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Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content-some better, some worse
If none of it’s of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There’s no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
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Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
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Here’s a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you; here’s how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content-some better, some worse
If none of it’s of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There’s no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
Welcome to thе internet! What would you prefеr?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
Don’t act surprised-you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broomer, send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her; do a zoomer find a tumor in your-
Here’s a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you; here’s how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
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