Welcome to the Internet (Metal Cover) FamilyJules

Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content-some better, some worse
If none of it’s of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There’s no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest

Welcome to thе internet! What would you prefеr?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
We've got a million different ways to engage

Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other

Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
Don’t act surprised-you know you like it, you whore

See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broomer, send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her; do a zoomer find a tumor in your-
Here’s a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you; here’s how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids