Giant Jimmy Froggy Fresh

[Chorus]
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
Tall, white, skinny, and he's rolling through your city
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
"Compared to me, you're mini, all the women think I'm pretty"
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
Tall, white, skinny, and he's rolling through your city
Giant Jimmy, Giant, Giant Jimmy
"Compared to me, you're mini, all the women think I'm pretty"

[Verse 1]
Giant Jimmy, tallest kid in the whole city
6'6", and he only weighs a buck-fifty
Against Jimmy, man, we didn't stand a chance
I could fit my whole body in his breakaway pants
I knew this was trouble, I knew this was bad
He was skinnier than Mike and two feet taller than my dad
He was a monster, a freak of nature
Legend has it he can reach all the way around the equator
And worst of all, he's a straight-up psychopath
You can feel the evil every time you hear him laugh
He causes ninety-six percent of all injuries
I couldn't help but think today, he's gonna injure me
The ref called us at the line for the tip
I stood across from Jimmy, only came up to his hip
The jump ball left me looking like a chump
'Cause Jimmy won the tip, and he didn't even jump