Famous Dude Lil Dicky

[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]
It's like, these days Dicky been up on his grind
Tryna spit a rhyme
Fly enough to get cracker signed
It's aight tho
I been typing all damn night bro
Kikes gotta write raps right, no typo
Nice flow
Best up in the game, no Michael
I guess I gotta wait for the fame, no lipo
But damn, if ya man had a hoard of fanbase
I'd have a lot to cover like a corpulent klan face
Go on some man dates
With DiCaprio and Drake
And make a man cave full of chronic and pancakes
A handshake's all I'm really wantin' from LeBron tho
I dunno, think I'd rather get up with his mom
And do it delante, couple bottles of Andre
In Pompeii, getting dirtier than some laundry
I'm freakin' every ho just for Cleveland man
But first thing I'mma need some fans

[Hook: Lil Dicky]
Cause Lil Dicky tryna make that cake like a balla do
And denigrate Lil Wayne up at a barbecue
And I just wanna hit the floor with Pauly D
And cross swords up with Tommy Lee
So where the muh'fuckers drinkin' the Cîroc at?
Where the fuck the Rock at?
Where the bad bitches on this mediocre cock atttt?
I'm tryna make the move
From gay, lame, dateless jew to famous dude, ya dig?