The Markiplier Rap JT Music

[Intro: Markiplier]
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier
What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?
What is that? What is that?
What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?
What is that? What is that?
Holy balls

[Verse 1: Skullkruncher13]
Who's a YouTube star we all admire?
A drunken miner, who just retired
To become a part-time chef, plus a diver
Hark the herald, It's Markiplier!
A friend of Slender, and a star designer
But he's not a doctor you'd want to hire (Nope)
A gravitational law-defier
He taught a gosh darn shark to fly, word
Like a bird, he'll drop a sky turd
Amnesia, he forgot a lighter
Mark's a guy who's one tough survivor
But he'll run and hide because he's not a fighter
Who's your daddy? Markiplier
An awesome father, not what I heard
He met a hot ghost and tried to wife her
Also, he's an awful biker
Who likes to ride over-sharpened items
Not like it was hard to find 'em
Sexy Mark can fill your heart's desires
He'll pick up chicks, and drop one-liners
He's so hot his hair could start a fire
Don't be shocked, if Mark is tired
Like a guard who worked for five long all-nighters
He's on the clock, someone start the timer
Was that Foxy? Hope he's not a biter
Nevermind, it was just Darkiplier
Not gonna lie, it's hard to rhyme words
When you got a name like Markiplier
His Draw My Life had us all inspired
I teared up and I'm not a crier
I would rather light my farts on fire
Then ever stop watching Markiplier
That was weird, I'm gonna stop right there
I'll sing the chorus while I dye my hair