Hennepin Crawler Primus

[Verse 1]
Well you can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar and pedal it around the world
You can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar, impress them steampunk girls
If you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar you'll feel that burn in your thigh
Cause when you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar you get to touch that pie in the sky

[Verse 2]
He'll show you his greasy old pickle for a nickel, must say I'd rather not
He tried to show a girl off of Florence street, he's damn lucky he didn't get caught
Fell asleep one night with a lit cigarette as he tried to drink away his pain
When a fireman doused his burnt-out shack, all they found was a greasy stain
(Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go)

[Verse 3]
Now you can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar and pedal your cares away
You can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar, but you best be prepared to pay
Cause when you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar, there's no friends or cuttin' deals
If you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar your sweat's gonna grease them wheels
(Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go)

[Verse 4]
He tried to buy Law & Order for a quarter way back in the olden days
He sold his soul for a donut hole, he couldn't muster the nerve to ask for a raise
She sold seashells and other things down by the old seashore
When she sold her song to a beer commercial, she looked like a filthy whore
Haha!
(Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go)