Diamond cufflinks, tongue piercings
Rowdy hecklers throughout the breeze
Take this gift of potpourri and shove it far up your arse
[Hook:]
Put ‘em up! put ‘em up!
Throw ‘em up! Throw ‘em up!
Shut ‘em up! Shut ‘em up!
Who’s this weakling who’s always acting?
Shakespeare pleases me
[Chorus:]
I wish to spar
Who’d like to spar?
I love to spar, outside the bar
[Hook]
Who’s this weakling who’s barely breathing?
Shakespeare drinks to me
[Chorus]
Broken bottles to broken knees
Eat your chicks and not your peas
My best friend the amputee has a fine gold belt in sparring
Rowdy hecklers throughout the breeze
Take this gift of potpourri and shove it far up your arse
[Hook:]
Put ‘em up! put ‘em up!
Throw ‘em up! Throw ‘em up!
Shut ‘em up! Shut ‘em up!
Who’s this weakling who’s always acting?
Shakespeare pleases me
[Chorus:]
I wish to spar
Who’d like to spar?
I love to spar, outside the bar
[Hook]
Who’s this weakling who’s barely breathing?
Shakespeare drinks to me
[Chorus]
Broken bottles to broken knees
Eat your chicks and not your peas
My best friend the amputee has a fine gold belt in sparring
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