No P-Plates Julia Robertson (Ft. Tom Cardy)

[Verse 1]
I'd really like you to know
I'll have to catch a train to your show
I'm an adult, aged twenty-five
I failed my driving test eighteen times

I'm a burden to my mates
I make them drive me to all my dates
I know it's something they all hate
But I'm never gonna get get my P-Plates

[Pre-Chorus]
I failed my test the first time
I'll be your driving instructor, Graeme
Because I crossed a lane with two unbroken lines
Unfortunately, that is an automatic fail
The second time that I failеd on my driving test
Look out, it's Ruby Fields back again
I drove my car into a hornеts' nest

[Chorus]
Yeah, why would I ever get my license
When I can get pissed and my mates will drive me home?
'Cause you know that I'm just a bird who advocates
The benefits of never getting her P-Plates
And if my Uber rating sucks, I can wake up
My best mate