Walkedypants Ryan Adams

I’m a walkedypants
Brand new legs
Brand new legs
Movin in the breeze
I’m goin to Rhode Island on vacation
Can’t find a hotel on the internet
Cause they haven’t built it yet
Mr. Walkedypants
Shake a leg, mister
I been goin down to Green Bean Town on my own on the boats and I think I’m goin to date your sister
Missy Missy Walkedypants
Christian Slater, you did good in that movie True Romance
Walkedyfacepants
Gentleman walks into a bar
He orders a Scotch egg
Randy’s over in the corner with a Def Leppard t-shirt
He says “Look at Mr. Walkedypants”
“Mr. Walkedypants, fuck you”
And “Fuck this ***** too, slut”
If you’re gonna gamble, you gotta learn to take a chance
Fuck you, Mr. Walkedypants
Yeah
Oh yeah