War Of The Sexes The Streets

[Intro: Mike Skinner]
I dream that one day I'll have a child
And that child will say to me "Dad, what was war?"
But it's not going to happen!

[Chorus: Leo the Lion]
It's a war of the sexes, never get it blurred
I beg that you learn 'cause she's cleverer
How attracted to you she is, is partly your gab
But it's multiplied by how little of you she can have

[Verse 1: Mike Skinner]
Oi, the reason girls flirt is to work out their worth
Whereas the men just hanker for panky to happen
Retain this fact I'm hammering, this fact is gonna matter
What little you think you're letting by her sly
She senses you're near her and smells your desire
The general rule of mine: her intellect will be higher
Your task is to make her notice you fast
But hanker while you don't close in after
She knows she can get most dudes
Though she mustn't know about you
If you screw this all then and then lose all your cool
That's when she ends up liking you as a friend
You're not playing hard to get
You're playing at not getting a hard-on yet