I Love to Hit “Like” Hot Dad

I'm livin' on the 'net, I love my virtual home
I try to bring conviviality
I'm peaceful when I browse, don't need curated content
Basically, I love everything

When I see a post, my joy boils over
If you tweet a pic, I'm gonna hit "like" and share
Memes and gifs, email scams, bots and trolls, selfies

Thumbs up, favorite, "like," react

I love to hit "like," I love to upvote
I live for positive interactions the most
I always lift up, I never push down
That little heart's the best
And it's beating in my chest

So thirsty for my feed, it's like endless Monster energy drink
It quenches me
I follow every person that I locate posting Minions Memes
Constant RTs

All day long I stare and scroll and smash that "like"
Wherever it appears, casting my vote
I'm gouging holes in all my screen protectors
Chafin' up my fingertips, exposin' bone