Mr. Perfect Gucci Mane

[Hook: Gucci Mane]
My watch is obnoxious
Ring is enormous
My chain is humongous
My brain is abundant
Kush, humongous
Purp, enormous
My jewels are flawless
My girls are bossy
My flow so awful
(EUGH) I'm barfin', (PLAW) I'm coughin', (SWISH) I'm ballin'
(SSS) I'm pissin, (PTT) I'm shittin' (Every verse 100, my watch 100)
Ha-choo sneezin', still breathing?

[Verse 1: Gucci Mane]
My front yard still look like a car show
Mansion so big, kids playing Where's Waldo
Where's Waldo, Gucci where's Waldo?
I jumped out my Vette, to jump in my Gallardo
That new Gallardo? That stanky new Gallardo?
That baby blue Gallardo, cuz I'm so far from Harpo
Harpo beat me, baby girl beast me
Pulled up, hit the horn twice like beep beep
She remind me of a ????
These jeans ain't cheap, and the kicks aren't either
Either way, I'm a ride illegal
I'm higher than an eagle on ether
I'm higher than a falcon on California reefer
Got money like a Falcon, no Dan Reeva
Humongous bracelet, rings like I'm Jordan
I'm not 23, but not far from it