[NIGEL, (CAPTURED BIRDS)]
I was striking suave, ambitious
Feet to beak, so birdylicious
Now I'm vile, I am villainous and vicious
Oh, and malicious
I had it all, a TV show, women too
I was tall, over 1 foot 2
Then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes
That's why I am so evil, why I do what I do
(He was a superstar) So young and vital
(He's nasty) A South American Idol
(He's a suspicious bird) Who said that about me?
(A very vicious bird) I'll have you rotisseried!
I was the king of telenovelas
The envy of all the other fellas
Then I was pushed out
For a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay
They called Patricious
Common Paraguayan name
(He's a nasty bird) I'm insidious
(He's ghastly) Oh, I'm hideous
(He was a real macaw) I'm a cockatoo!
(An obscene bird) Yes, that word's true
I was striking suave, ambitious
Feet to beak, so birdylicious
Now I'm vile, I am villainous and vicious
Oh, and malicious
I had it all, a TV show, women too
I was tall, over 1 foot 2
Then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes
That's why I am so evil, why I do what I do
(He was a superstar) So young and vital
(He's nasty) A South American Idol
(He's a suspicious bird) Who said that about me?
(A very vicious bird) I'll have you rotisseried!
I was the king of telenovelas
The envy of all the other fellas
Then I was pushed out
For a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay
They called Patricious
Common Paraguayan name
(He's a nasty bird) I'm insidious
(He's ghastly) Oh, I'm hideous
(He was a real macaw) I'm a cockatoo!
(An obscene bird) Yes, that word's true
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