Empty Bed Blues Bette Midler

Woke up this mornin'
With an awful achin' head
Woke up this mornin'
With an awful achin' head
My new man left me
I'm just a bloom in an empty bed

Now, when my bed gets empty
I get to feelin' kind of mean and blue
When my bed gets empty
Get to feelin' awful mean and blue
The springs are gettin' rusty
Sleepin' single like I do

I bought me a coffee grinder
The best one I could find
You know that I bought me a brand new coffee grinder
The best one I could find
So he could grind my coffee
Babe, I got a brand new grind
You gotta try, girl, you gotta try

He was a deep sea diver
With a stroke that could not go wrong
Deep, deep sea, deep sea diver
With a stroke that just could not go wrong
He could touch the bottom
And his wind held out so long