
Welcome To The Club The Simpsons
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[Verse 1: Ursula]
Who wants to be a pretty girl
In a fancy dress
When you can be an octopus
Who makes a mess
[Verse 2: Captain Hook & Prince Charming]
That sap Prince Charming
He's such a schnook
Ladies prefer a man with a hook
Not the face! Not the face!
Thank you
[Verse 3: Cruella de Vil & Lisa]
You don't get an invitation
So create a conflagration
Seems a little extreme
[Verse 4: Ka & Bart]
When your brother wrecks your toys
You can slice the heads of boys
Cool
[Verse 5: Lisa, Queen of Hearts, Ursula & Cruella de Vil]
But don't you villains always die?
Depressing kid
It beats living happily-ever-after with some boring guy
Bring on the princes
Who wants to be a pretty girl
In a fancy dress
When you can be an octopus
Who makes a mess
[Verse 2: Captain Hook & Prince Charming]
That sap Prince Charming
He's such a schnook
Ladies prefer a man with a hook
Not the face! Not the face!
Thank you
[Verse 3: Cruella de Vil & Lisa]
You don't get an invitation
So create a conflagration
Seems a little extreme
[Verse 4: Ka & Bart]
When your brother wrecks your toys
You can slice the heads of boys
Cool
[Verse 5: Lisa, Queen of Hearts, Ursula & Cruella de Vil]
But don't you villains always die?
Depressing kid
It beats living happily-ever-after with some boring guy
Bring on the princes
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