99 Problems Trick Daddy

[Verse 1]
I got a bitch with pearls a bitch with teeth with golds
A bitch on da shelf and a bitch that's sold
I got a bitch down low and a bitch Im doing publicly
A bitch I can't stand and the bitches still lovin me
I got a bitch I beep a bitch I call a bitch in thongs and one in regular drawers
I got a bitch thats about and we fuck in the car
Two bitches thats down with a ménage à trois
I got a bitch in a Corolla, a bitch in a Bentley
A bitch who ain't lost her virginity yet
I got a bitch thats a thug and she carry a gat
A bitch that look like Kim and one that look like Da Brat
I got a Bitch thats a freak and she's fiendin' for dick
I got a bitch from Peru and she no speak a english
I got so many bitches they get done
I got 99 problems and a Bitch ain't one

[Verse 2]
I got a broke Bitch stay broke with no ends
I got a bitch who loves weed but never be smokin
A Ho bitch who be fuckin her friends in fullness(?)
Yappin bitches who be up in my faces with yo shit
I got bitches that know shit a hustlin blow bitch
A bitch that gotta choppa and she with it I knows this
A bitch who got a boyfriend a bitch with a Ho
A bitch who like to sniff it off the tip of yo joe
I got a bitch who on welfare a bitch who on ex
A bitch who like to lie, I met her through Lex
I got 32 fat bitches, 18 sluts, 64 noodles and a bitch in a truck