[Verse 1]
Backside melts into the sofa
My world, my TV and my food
Besides listening to my belly gurgle
There ain't much else to do
Yeah, I sweat a lot
Nope, yeah, shit, uh
Pants fall down every time I bend over
My feet itch
Yeah, I married a scarecrow
[Chorus]
I hate you
Talking to myself
Everybody's staring at me
I'm only bleeding
[Verse 2]
Someone taps me on the shoulder every five minutes
No one speaks English anymore
Would anybody tell me if I was getting stupider?
[Chorus]
I hate you
Talking to myself
You don't feel it after awhile
You take the beating
Backside melts into the sofa
My world, my TV and my food
Besides listening to my belly gurgle
There ain't much else to do
Yeah, I sweat a lot
Nope, yeah, shit, uh
Pants fall down every time I bend over
My feet itch
Yeah, I married a scarecrow
[Chorus]
I hate you
Talking to myself
Everybody's staring at me
I'm only bleeding
[Verse 2]
Someone taps me on the shoulder every five minutes
No one speaks English anymore
Would anybody tell me if I was getting stupider?
[Chorus]
I hate you
Talking to myself
You don't feel it after awhile
You take the beating
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